Some (though very few) of you may remember the old vending machine game on my oldest blog, STABE'S ULTIMATE VENDING MACHINE. Unfortunately, it was a horrendous failure, getting a grand four posts/plays. However, I present to you today the grand renewal of that game: STABE'S ULTIMATE VENDING MACHINE II! I hope you will all enjoy it (if anyone plays it).
RULES OF THE GAME:
The first player will "insert" any imaginary object they wish into the vending machine. The next player will, in his or her post, tell the last player what they received in exchange. Then this player will "insert" something of their own, and the game continues from there. Here is an example of what a correct play should look like:
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the stabe said...
I insert an egg.
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counselertyler said...
You got a gigantic omelet.
I insert a lawn gnome.
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master luke said...
You got the magical mower of legend!
You will never have to mow the lawn again!
I insert a bucket of dead crickets.
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No anonymous posting, and you are not allowed to double post, i.e. you cannot answer your own insertion; but feel free to put absolutely anything in there. From your dog's ear to your own blog- you can even insert the vending machine into itself, be you inclined to do so. Now head on over to the comments of this post and start inserting!
Bye now.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Stabe's Vending Machine is back!
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I insert a medium Domino's pizza with sausage.
You get heartburn -
I insert a pair of socks...
You get dryer lint...
I insert M&Ms...
a mass of melted chocolate
i insert a bag of golf balls!
You get hit in the head.
I insert a bag of hockey supplies.
You get a bunch of angry baseball fans, and an angry Stabe for bringing up hockey.
I insert the 2008 presidential elections.
You get Obama -
I insert Hillary.
You get a clown with messed up face paint and a creepy smile.
I insert the country of Denmark, Scandinavia.
Rotten eggs (something rotten in Denmark...)
I insert orange soda
You get yummy delicious goodness in every sip.
I insert that guy that Stabe has a picture of on the post above.
I insert my dog "Guy". (Though it is difficult getting him in that small slot!)
YOU GET A FURRY HAIR BALL!
I INSERT A MUSCLE MILK SHAKE!
Uh-oh! You forgot to answer Tyler, Mother! I'll do it.
Tyler gets a mouth full of gumballs (look at his face).
Russel gets ripped.
I insert all of Tyler's Dallas Stars pariphenalia.
you get angry devils fans! and baseball fans!
i insert a hair wig!
You get to look like Wolfgang Mozart!
I insert Mary Poppins.
You get to much obedient children! HAHA
I insert Anne of Green Gables
You get --selbaG neerG fo ennA-- and ex-convict who decided to disguise herself as a red-headed midget with lethal party poppers..
I insert Santa Claus's underarms
You get smelly soot.
I insert Russell.
YOU GET A PRO GOLFER!
I insert Chinese herbs
You get a stomach ache
(Lebron James or whoever you are,
YOU'RE GROSS! - and where did you come up with that whole Anne of green gables thing? I was laughing for an entire minute.)
I insert a Giants jersey
you get super ball champs!
i insert eugene!
You get deleted!
I insert Dallas Stars. (even though there out.)
Uh-oh! That angry mob of baseball fans is back, this time led by me.
I insert Tyler.
You get watched.
I insert Lebron James.
You Get Someone Who Plays AS good AS ruz!
I insert Tiger Woods!
You get Someone who plays AS good AS Sta-
Oh wait, never mind. I don't do golf...
You get an ended season
I insert Stabe's ULTIMATE BANZAI CHARGES!!!!!!
YOU GET MR MIYAGI HAPPY!
I INSERT MY CHAINSAW : )
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